Revenge Can Happen in the Morning

Good Morning Everyone!
              Recently I've come to the conclusion that my daughter is never going to want to sleep until her teenager years arrive and since that means another 10 to 11 years of me being woke up at the wee hours of the morning I've decided that when the time finally comes revenge will be totally justified. Now let me explain for a minute I don't mind waking up early on the weekdays, but when the weekend arrives I would really relish another extra hour of sleep. I'm a Leo, which means I'm part kitty cat and as all of you know cats really enjoy their sleep, especially in the early morning hours where we can stretch out in the rising sun. Oh, to sleep in the bright sunshine how I miss you........
              The plus side of being awake in the early hours of the weekend is that I have plenty of time, while the rest of the world is still asleep, to plan my rightful revenge against my child. Now some of you prissy people out there right now may think I'm a horrible person for planning revenge against my child, well this is what I have to say to you.........I'm the one who spent 38 weeks carrying her around inside me, while vomiting the entire time, there is no such thing as morning sickness it's anytime sickness, then went through almost 13 hours of hard labor not counting the first 17 hours I sat in that hospital bed because my water was leaking and I was having contractions. Then as a "thank you mommy" she precedes to wake me up all through the night and early in the morning since then. I love her and I will do anything for her, even if it means dragging my a** out of bed every morning. So, with all that I don't think planning some premeditated revenge against her teen years is all that bad. If you feel different on that, I'm sorry, but I think it will be awesome fun.
               Here are the few ideas I have planned so far.........................

                                                 Breakfast With A Side of Revenge

1. Learn to play the drums, play drum solo to the sunrise.
             
2. Hide the crying baby doll under her bed.

3. Give a whipped cream hair do in her sleep.

4. Make a recorded tape of people screaming "Good Morning!," place on a timer.

5. Buy cymbals, play cymbals while marching through house.

6. Place 2 car jacks under bed, gently rise bed, Scream Fire!!!

7. Make recorded of people screaming for "Barney!," place on timer.

8. Set clocks forward 2 hours on a school day, see what happens when alarm goes off (keep straight face)

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          Well, that's all I have for now, but as I said I still have 10 to 11 more years to come up with some really great stuff. Time to go get started on the day. I hope you all have a wonderful day and if you come up with any great revenge plans, let me know, maybe when the time comes I'll have a book full of things I can try. :)

Going to be so much fun!!!

Good Morning!!!
I woke up this morning and it was still dark outside. Turns out (after I had already told Little Miss it wasn't morning yet) it was time to get up it had just been raining this morning. Well I'm not sure why but the rain always make me feel so lazy, but it just seems to zap the energy away. But, alas, living with a child gives you no choice but to get up when she begins screaming your ear, "Mom Eat!!!" So I pulled my sluggish self to the kitchen, starting the "Brew of False Energy" (coffee for those who don't know), cracked an egg, and turned on Gabba all in my first 5 minutes of morning. After ingesting the first two cups of my magical elixir, I begin to get inspired for the day.
It is the beginning of September and the scent of Fall is wafting in the air. I was never one for the colder months till I was preggos during part of the summer. Then after that, I began to realize all the things you have to watch out for when outside with a kid to protect. No more laying by the pool drinking all day when you got kids, unless I want my clumsy daughter falling headfirst in the deep end, fainting from heat exhaustion or being burned from head to toe. Also, I have learn that mosquitoes are the minions from hell sent to torture my kid. Heat rashes and bug bites have been all I known this summer. So, I am now ecstatic about the coming fall months.
Cooking and crafts are big this time of year. So many projects are in the works at the moment that I'm hoping I get the all done before the year is up. Here is a breakfast recipe I found this morning to get me starting on my baking.


Harvest Morning Muffins 

Ingredients: 
3 eggs, 1/2 cup sugar,  1/2 cup vegetable oil, 1 cup grated apples,  1 cup grated carrots, 1 cup whole-wheat flour,  1 cup all-purpose flour, 1 tbs. baking powder,  1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. cinnamon 

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Lightly grease a 12-muffin tin or line it with paper liners. Set aside. In the bowl of an electric mixer, blend the eggs, sugar and oil until well combined. Stir in the grated apples and carrots. In a separate bowl, sift the flours, baking powder, salt and cinnamon. Blend the dry ingredient fors with the apple mixture until just combined. Spoon the batter into the muffin tins and bake for 25 minutes.  Makes 12 muffins.
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Keep looking out as I finish I will post pics and instructions for all my many ideas.

Also, I should have more paintings up soon as they become finished. I'm currently working a grouping of paintings to inspire balance. Don't forget to check out my page "Artwork by LCH" and let me know if there is anything you would be interested in. I can also do commissioned painting for those looking for something special. Just send a message to my Facebook page (link at the bottom of page) and I will let you know the prices for what you're looking for.