Recently I've come to the conclusion that my daughter is never going to want to sleep until her teenager years arrive and since that means another 10 to 11 years of me being woke up at the wee hours of the morning I've decided that when the time finally comes revenge will be totally justified. Now let me explain for a minute I don't mind waking up early on the weekdays, but when the weekend arrives I would really relish another extra hour of sleep. I'm a Leo, which means I'm part kitty cat and as all of you know cats really enjoy their sleep, especially in the early morning hours where we can stretch out in the rising sun. Oh, to sleep in the bright sunshine how I miss you........
The plus side of being awake in the early hours of the weekend is that I have plenty of time, while the rest of the world is still asleep, to plan my rightful revenge against my child. Now some of you prissy people out there right now may think I'm a horrible person for planning revenge against my child, well this is what I have to say to you.........I'm the one who spent 38 weeks carrying her around inside me, while vomiting the entire time, there is no such thing as morning sickness it's anytime sickness, then went through almost 13 hours of hard labor not counting the first 17 hours I sat in that hospital bed because my water was leaking and I was having contractions. Then as a "thank you mommy" she precedes to wake me up all through the night and early in the morning since then. I love her and I will do anything for her, even if it means dragging my a** out of bed every morning. So, with all that I don't think planning some premeditated revenge against her teen years is all that bad. If you feel different on that, I'm sorry, but I think it will be awesome fun.
Here are the few ideas I have planned so far.........................
Breakfast With A Side of Revenge
1. Learn to play the drums, play drum solo to the sunrise.
2. Hide the crying baby doll under her bed.
3. Give a whipped cream hair do in her sleep.
4. Make a recorded tape of people screaming "Good Morning!," place on a timer.
5. Buy cymbals, play cymbals while marching through house.
6. Place 2 car jacks under bed, gently rise bed, Scream Fire!!!
7. Make recorded of people screaming for "Barney!," place on timer.
8. Set clocks forward 2 hours on a school day, see what happens when alarm goes off (keep straight face)
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Well, that's all I have for now, but as I said I still have 10 to 11 more years to come up with some really great stuff. Time to go get started on the day. I hope you all have a wonderful day and if you come up with any great revenge plans, let me know, maybe when the time comes I'll have a book full of things I can try. :)
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| Going to be so much fun!!! |
I see this as being very fun-spirited. As long as you don't stress her out (which doesn't sound like you would), I am all-for these revenge ideas XP
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